Living the Dream Tee

For the enlisted mindset that never left. Whether you’re stuck in the motor pool, buried in paperwork, or sitting through your sixth VA appointment this month, this tee says it all: “Living the dream… one nightmare at a time.”
Soft, durable, and field-tested for sarcastic nods and unspoken veteran solidarity. Wear it like a deployment patch—earned, not issued.

• 100% cotton (unless you’re boring and pick heather colors — then it’s 50/50)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Midweight build: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² so it doesn’t feel like a paper towel
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem because we don’t do weak seams
• Taped shoulders and neck – because you’ve already got enough falling apart
• Fabric’s tubular so it fits like a real shirt, not a box
• Cut to hold its shape after you sleep in it three days straight
• Sourced from the usual suspects: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico – not from the PX

Heads up:
White might come off slightly off-white (just like your morals). Natural color has some speckling — not stains, don’t worry.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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