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RETARD ON tee

RETARD ON tee

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The RETARD ON Tee is an inside joke that only crews get. Whether you’ve seen it flash in the cockpit or on the dash of a heavy military truck, you know what it means: time to throttle back and let the retarder do the work.

From pilots on final approach to drivers hauling heavy loads, this warning light has shown up in cockpits, armored vehicles, and wheeled rigs across the military. Now it’s on a shirt — simple, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s spent time behind the controls.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders
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  • Free returns
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The RETARD ON Tee is an inside joke that only crews get. Whether you’ve seen it flash in the cockpit or on the dash of a heavy military truck, you know what it means: time to throttle back and let the retarder do the work.

From pilots on final approach to drivers hauling heavy loads, this warning light has shown up in cockpits, armored vehicles, and wheeled rigs across the military. Now it’s on a shirt — simple, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s spent time behind the controls.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼