Spicy Hydration Tee

If you know, you know.
The M149 water buffalo: proudly serving lukewarm hose water since forever. Left out in the sun, never cleaned, and full of mystery floaties—this beast turns hydration into a game of intestinal roulette.

Whether you’ve tasted the spicy tank juice during field ops or just want to rep the nastiest water source in the military, this tee’s for you.
• Features the flaming M149 in all its bacterial glory
• Inspired by that “spicy” motor pool water you were ordered to drink
• Printed on a sturdy cotton tee that’ll survive the field and the PX
• Hydration optional. Regret guaranteed.

Made on-demand so there’s no waste—unlike the contents of that buffalo.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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