1 Million Beers Please Tee

Minimal effort. Maximum hydration.
The 1 MILLION BEERS PLEASE tee says what you’re thinking before anyone even asks. Ideal for post-field day, barbecues, or walking into the PX like you deserve a medal.
• Bold front print (nothing on the back, because you’ve already said enough)
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• Fits true to size — even if your liver doesn’t
• Clean, simple, and aggressively American
• Wear it to formation at your own risk

Perfect for:
Weekend warriors, terminal lance corporals, or anyone whose love language is “cold and in a can.”
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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