NO NEW FAULTS Morale Patch
NO NEW FAULTS Morale Patch
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
Kick the tires and call it good...
This patch is a hilarious nod to the most iconic lie in every motor pool. Featuring a completely wrecked Humvee—burned out, busted up, and somehow still operational—this design captures the absolute chaos of a ‘green’ 5988-E.
Built from tough PVC with Velcro backing, it slaps easily onto any gear and holds up like a real NCO during a 12-hour layout. It’s perfect for soldiers, vets, or anyone who’s ever had to lie through an equipment inspection with a straight face.
Add this to your collection if you’ve ever circled a Humvee and said, “No new faults” while ignoring three bald tires and a cracked windshield. It’s not just a patch—it’s a lifestyle.
PRODUCT DETAILS
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Relaxed-fit
- Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
- Round neckline
- Dropped shoulders
DETAILS INFO
DETAILS INFO
- Free delivery
- Free returns
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- Relaxed-fit
- Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
- Round neckline
- Dropped shoulders
Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
No dry clean
Machine wash cold
Dry flat
Use mild detergentLow iron
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Kick the tires and call it good...
This patch is a hilarious nod to the most iconic lie in every motor pool. Featuring a completely wrecked Humvee—burned out, busted up, and somehow still operational—this design captures the absolute chaos of a ‘green’ 5988-E.
Built from tough PVC with Velcro backing, it slaps easily onto any gear and holds up like a real NCO during a 12-hour layout. It’s perfect for soldiers, vets, or anyone who’s ever had to lie through an equipment inspection with a straight face.
Add this to your collection if you’ve ever circled a Humvee and said, “No new faults” while ignoring three bald tires and a cracked windshield. It’s not just a patch—it’s a lifestyle.