No New Faults Tee

“No new faults.”
Scribbled across a DA Form 5988-E while the Humvee behind you is fully engulfed in flames.

This shirt pays tribute to the finest tradition in Army maintenance — saying it’s good to go just to get the NCOs off your ass. Featuring a graphic of a Humvee on fire and the words NO NEW FAULTS across the top, it’s a bold nod to every half-assed PMCS ever done.
• Front print only
• Available in tan or white (to match your 5988-E nightmares)
• 100% cotton
• Fits true to size
• Perfect for wrench turners, motor pool rats, and “sign-it-red” specialists everywhere

DA Form 5988-E Certified. No issues found. Flames are cosmetic.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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