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ShitBag Patch (MAFIA HUB)

ShitBag Patch (MAFIA HUB)

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Whether you’re living the lifestyle or just honoring your inner E-4 spirit animal, this patch says it all in two blunt syllables. It’s the perfect morale booster for anyone who’s ever skipped a formation, lost their issued gear, or turned shaving into a once-a-month event.

Crafted from durable PVC with a Velcro back, it slaps onto any jacket, hat, or rucksack like a permanent profile slaps on responsibility. Whether you’re a proud shitbag or just trolling your chain of command, this patch is guaranteed to get a few laughs (or dirty looks).

This ain’t just a patch — it’s a lifestyle.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders

DETAILS INFO

Vendor: E-4 Mafia
Type: Patches
Weight: 11oz
Tags: army collection, army joke, army patch, barracks essential, barracks humor, Brazzers, E-4 MAFIA, e4mafia, enlisted life, enlisted shenanigans, field gear patch, funny military patch, funny PVC, gear whore, grunt gear, military meme, military misfit, military patches, military satire, moral patch, morale patch, no shave club, patch, patches, pensil tab, permanent profile, profile warrior, PVC patch, ranger tab, rank patch, regular forces, shitbag, shitbag pride, smoke pit special, tacti-cool, tactical patch, unauthorized issue, veteran life
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DETAILS
  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders
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Only non-chlorine bleach when needed

No dry clean

Machine wash cold

Dry flat

Use mild detergentLow iron

Whether you’re living the lifestyle or just honoring your inner E-4 spirit animal, this patch says it all in two blunt syllables. It’s the perfect morale booster for anyone who’s ever skipped a formation, lost their issued gear, or turned shaving into a once-a-month event.

Crafted from durable PVC with a Velcro back, it slaps onto any jacket, hat, or rucksack like a permanent profile slaps on responsibility. Whether you’re a proud shitbag or just trolling your chain of command, this patch is guaranteed to get a few laughs (or dirty looks).

This ain’t just a patch — it’s a lifestyle.