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SHITBAG Tab (BROWN)

SHITBAG Tab (BROWN)

$9.99
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Whether by missing formation, getting caught napping in a port-a-john, or just straight-up not giving a damn.

The SHITBAG Tab is the ultimate badge of honor for the professional underachiever. Inspired by the classic Ranger tab design but with 100% less motivation, this patch is perfect for those living that barracks bum lifestyle with pride. Clean stitching, subdued color, and a message that speaks louder than a counseling statement.

Velcro-backed and ready for your plate carrier, backpack, or forehead — wherever you want to rep your true rank in the E-4 Mafia chain of command.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders

DETAILS INFO

Vendor: E-4 Mafia
Type: Patches
Weight: 3oz
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DETAILS
  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders
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Only non-chlorine bleach when needed

No dry clean

Machine wash cold

Dry flat

Use mild detergentLow iron

Whether by missing formation, getting caught napping in a port-a-john, or just straight-up not giving a damn.

The SHITBAG Tab is the ultimate badge of honor for the professional underachiever. Inspired by the classic Ranger tab design but with 100% less motivation, this patch is perfect for those living that barracks bum lifestyle with pride. Clean stitching, subdued color, and a message that speaks louder than a counseling statement.

Velcro-backed and ready for your plate carrier, backpack, or forehead — wherever you want to rep your true rank in the E-4 Mafia chain of command.