Smoke Pit Patch
Smoke Pit Patch
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
Where rank disappears, bad decisions start, and stories get wildly exaggerated.
The smoke pit is sacred ground — the last place where a PFC can roast a Staff Sergeant, a Lance Corporal can give life advice, and nobody’s safe from the group chat. This patch immortalizes that chaos, featuring a lineup of animated degenerates perfectly dressed for barracks diplomacy.
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Hook-and-loop backed so it sticks to your vest, bag, or rack curtain
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Thick PVC build — just like the people it represents
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Great conversation starter or warning label for your personality
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Perfect for E-4 mafia lifers, nicotine-dependent philosophers, and broken team leaders
Because what happens in the smoke pit… usually ends up on your counseling packet.
PRODUCT DETAILS
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Relaxed-fit
- Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
- Round neckline
- Dropped shoulders
DETAILS INFO
DETAILS INFO
- Free delivery
- Free returns
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- Relaxed-fit
- Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
- Round neckline
- Dropped shoulders
Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
No dry clean
Machine wash cold
Dry flat
Use mild detergentLow iron
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Where rank disappears, bad decisions start, and stories get wildly exaggerated.
The smoke pit is sacred ground — the last place where a PFC can roast a Staff Sergeant, a Lance Corporal can give life advice, and nobody’s safe from the group chat. This patch immortalizes that chaos, featuring a lineup of animated degenerates perfectly dressed for barracks diplomacy.
-
Hook-and-loop backed so it sticks to your vest, bag, or rack curtain
-
Thick PVC build — just like the people it represents
-
Great conversation starter or warning label for your personality
-
Perfect for E-4 mafia lifers, nicotine-dependent philosophers, and broken team leaders
Because what happens in the smoke pit… usually ends up on your counseling packet.