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SPC MASON Patch

SPC MASON Patch

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Meet SPC Mason — the human embodiment of “I don’t get paid enough for this.” He’s rocking a cigarette in one hand, a beer in the other, and a look that says, “Bring on the Article 15.” This patch is a tribute to every specialist who’s been voluntold one too many times, dodged motor pool, and perfected the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.

From his busted boots to his dead-inside eyes, SPC Mason is that guy — the unofficial squad mascot for bad decisions, late 4856s, and creative uniform interpretations. Slap this patch on your gear to let the world know you’ve seen some things… and you laughed through all of it.

Crafted from rugged PVC and backed with Velcro, it’s built to last — just like your spite-fueled motivation to make E-5 someday… maybe.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders

DETAILS INFO

Vendor: E-4 Mafia
Type: Patches
Weight: 26oz
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DETAILS
  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders
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Only non-chlorine bleach when needed

No dry clean

Machine wash cold

Dry flat

Use mild detergentLow iron

Meet SPC Mason — the human embodiment of “I don’t get paid enough for this.” He’s rocking a cigarette in one hand, a beer in the other, and a look that says, “Bring on the Article 15.” This patch is a tribute to every specialist who’s been voluntold one too many times, dodged motor pool, and perfected the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.

From his busted boots to his dead-inside eyes, SPC Mason is that guy — the unofficial squad mascot for bad decisions, late 4856s, and creative uniform interpretations. Slap this patch on your gear to let the world know you’ve seen some things… and you laughed through all of it.

Crafted from rugged PVC and backed with Velcro, it’s built to last — just like your spite-fueled motivation to make E-5 someday… maybe.